Ever woken up and wondered what happened to your life? Dreams... hopes... aspirations? Where did it all go?
Pants won't fit? Taking longer to get your head off that pilllow ? And then wham, you look in the mirror ! In your head you're 20 but staring back is some stranger...looking omg 50! How did that person get in here? Folk telling you things that don't quite sit well with the big giant plans that you have been carrying about in the ' when i get around to it' section? But I haven't done that yet! Screaming through your house and you come across a child and you feel a get yourself together (mother voice in the background) moment! Then you sit , get the coffee(fags optional cos you've told them all that you've quit) and think **** this is my life! Menopause isn't it just mental!